OMG! Zayn Malik is Leaving One Direction

Breaking News: Zayn Malik, “singer” and heartthrob from the band One Direction, has announced he’s leaving the group.Harry Styles and the other ones I can’t name could not be reached for further comment, In other news, there’s still real music out there. Also, you just got click-baited. Have a great day! Go listen to some good music, or you know, cry your eyes out to some 1D. No biggie, it’s whatevs.

Matt

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